Our Rates: Because You Clearly Have No Idea What You're Doing

Consulting Packages

• Consulting for the Clueless ($100/hour)
• Consulting for the Confused ($200/hour)
• Consulting for the Clumsy ($300/hour)

Our Guarantee

We will make it as clear as possible that our services are a waste of time and money. If you still pay us, we'll pretend to care.

Consulting services provided by highly trained, highly paid professionals who are secretly just a bunch of monkeys in suits.