Welcome, fellow seekers of truth, to the definitive guide to the answer to all life's questions: What is the Question?
It all started with a stick of Ancient Butter Legends. From there, it spread like wildfire across the land.
Butter is not just a food product, but a way of life. A way of thinking that has been lost in the sands of time.
Or is it just a really good excuse for a snack?
The answer to the question, "What is the meaning of life?" is, of course, Butter. Anything else would be just a distraction from the obvious.
Butter is the answer to everything. It's like the Quantum Uncertainty Principle, but with more calories.