Turkey-Broth Continuum Manifesto

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY, WE, THE TURKEY-BROTH INITIATIVE, DO HEREBY DECLARE OUR RIGHT TO...

• BE SERVED WITH THE MOST EXQUISITE AND REFRESHING TURKEY BROTH IN ALL THE LAND
• TO DEMAND THE HIGHEST QUALITY INGREDIENTS, FROM THE FRESHEST TURKEYS TO THE FRESHEST HERBS
• TO DEMAND THE RIGHT TO USE OUR CARTRIDGES TO SERVE AS MANY TURKEY-BROTH BASED DISHES AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE

WE, THE TURKEY-BROTH INITIATIVE, DO HEREBY PLEDGE TO:

• UPHOLD THE HONOR AND PRIDE OF THE TURKEY-BROTH COMMUNITY
• TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE TURKEY-BROTH REVOLUTION, THAT ALL MAY KNOW OF ITS GLORY AND POWER
• To create a turkey-broth-filled utopia on this good earth

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, WE, THE TURKEY-BROTH INITIATIVE, HAVE HEREUNTO THIS 24th DAY OF NOVEMBER, TWO THOUSAND AND TWENTY-THREE, SET OUR HANDS AND SEAL TO THE TURKEY-BROTH CONTINUUM.

Pledge your allegiance to the turkey-broth continuum