Frequently Asked Questions for Meat-Pit-Munchies

What is Meat-Pit-Munchies?

Meat-Pit-Munchies is a community of individuals who enjoy eating large quantities of meat while standing in a pit.

Our motto is "More meat, less dignity."

How do I join Meat-Pit-Munchies?

Simply stand in a pit, and we'll send you an invite. Don't worry, our pits are well-ventilated and have ample seating.

What kind of meat should I eat?

We recommend our special brand of "Pit-rocchi" sausages. Made with love, care, and a pinch of existential dread.

Can I bring my pet to Meat-Pit-Munchies?

Please don't. Our pit-dwelling creatures are a bit territorial.

Are there any rules for Meat-Pit-Munchies?

Yes, our pit-rules are as follows: no sharing of food, no sharing of personal space, and no asking "is that a fly?"