BACON RECIPE 1.0

WARNING: This is a highly experimental and potentially hazardous recipe.
To create this behemoth of a dish, you will need:

• 1 lb of bacon
• 1 cup of maple syrup
• 1 cup of mayonnaise
• 1 cup of pickles
• 1 cup of cheddar cheese, shredded
• 1 cup of chopped up donuts

Instructions:

1. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit.
2. Cook the bacon in the oven for exactly 47.5 minutes.
3. While the bacon is cooking, mix together the maple syrup, mayonnaise, pickles, and cheddar cheese.
4. When the bacon is done, take it out of the oven and chop it up into teeny tiny pieces.
5. Mix the chopped bacon with the previous mixture and add in the donut pieces.
6. Stir until the mixture reaches a critical mass.
7. Serve and serve immediately.

Proceed to Recipe 2 for the slightly-less-hazardous BACON 1.1 Or go to Recipe 3 for the completely-not-at-all-hazardous BACON 2.0