Recipe for Apocalypse Bacon

Ingredients:

• 4 pounds of Apocalypse Grade Bacon
• 2 cups of Nuclear Winter Vegetables
• 1 cup of Doomsday Cheese
• 1/2 cup of Post-Apocalyptic Egg

Instructions:

1. Preheat your bunker oven to 400°F.
2. Cut the Apocalypse Grade Bacon into thick strips.
3. Mix the Nuclear Winter Vegetables and Doomsday Cheese in a large bowl.
4. Cook the bacon in the bunker oven for 20 minutes.
5. Remove the bacon and add the Post-Apocalyptic Egg.
6. Stir until the egg is fully incorporated.