The Council of Unrelenting Meat Consumption

Welcome to the most esteemed and revered institution of all time, where the art of consuming copious amounts of meat is taken very seriously.

We, the Council of Unrelenting Meat Consumption, have gathered here today to make some very important decisions.

And, of course, we mustn't forget to address the pressing matter of Meat-Based Snack Food Intergenerational Transfer Rates!