Welcome to the Meat Underseasoned and Rotting Emporium

Where the meat has been left to its own devices for far too long, and it's starting to get a little... ripe.

Take a look at our Overly Seasoned Meat section, where the meat is so flavorful, it'll make your taste buds do the cha cha slide. Visit our Rotten Ramen Noodles page, where the meat is not just underseasoned, but also undernourished.

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A sad, wilted lettuce leaf