Our Story
It all started in a small, damp cave, where the only light was the glow of a single, flickering light bulb. That was the day we discovered the Meatball.
It was a revelation. A culinary epiphany. The Meatball, as we came to call it, was a perfect blend of flavors and textures. We knew right then and there that we had to share it with the world.
And so, we did. We built a massive meatball-shaped spaceship and set off into the unknown, leaving a trail of sauce and breadcrumbs in our wake. Our destination: the planet of Meatopia.
We arrived, and were met with open arms (and stomachs) by the inhabitants of Meatopia. They were a peaceful, yet fierce species, united by their love of all things meaty.
We shared our Meatball with them, and they were...enlightened. The people of Meatopia were forever changed, their palates forever expanded. And we, the founders of the Meatball Empire, were hailed as saviors.
But little did we know, our journey was only just beginning. The Meatball was just the start of something greater. Something...saucy.
Read more about Phase 2: The Great Sauce Uprising
And then, there's Phase 3: The Meatball Revolution
But be warned, Phase 4: The Meatball Singularity is not for the faint of heart.