Quantum Crisis Fries: The Superposition Salad

A salad of infinite possibilities

Welcome to the Quantum Crisis Fries, where the laws of quantum mechanics meet the crunch of fresh greens!

Our superposition salad features:

• Chopped quantum bits of carrot, carefully entangled to create a flavor that's simultaneously delicious and confusing
• Crumbles of bacon, cooked to a state of superposition, where they're both crispy and soggy at the same time
• A dollop of quantum-entangled dressing, guaranteed to change the flavor of the dish with every bite