Welcome, attendees! You're here because you've somehow managed to RSVP to Dr. Jane Doe's party without realizing it was a trap.
Because what's a party without some free snacks?
Catering by the infamous "I'm-Not-Ordering-From-Amazon-For-This" catering service.
Because the party's not a party without some questionable karaoke choices.
Featuring the world-renowned "I-Just-Realized-My-Teenager-Is-Still-Listening" playlist.