Today's specializations include:
Watch an entire season of your favorite show in one sitting. Bonus points if you can recite every line from the last episode.
Learn more about the art of binge-watching
Analyze the intricate dynamics of your social media followers. Who's online, who's not, and who's secretly a robot.
Dive into the world of online espionage
Spend hours researching the perfect roast, brewing technique, and coffee-to-cream ratio. Your coworkers will never suspect a thing.
Meet the coffee connoisseurs of the 2020s
Master the art of streaming your entire life, including but not limited to: your morning routine, your favorite video games, and your existential crisis.
Learn how to turn your life into a never-ending stream
Stay tuned for more expert-level procrastination techniques!