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Lettuce Is The New Black Tie

Welcome to the most stylish, most exclusive, most utterly absurd social club in the world.

Where the crème de la crème of society come to see and be seen, and where the lettuce is always fresh, always crisp, and always in style.

Meet Our Founder, Mr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, Esq. Explore Our Exclusive Collection of Lettuce-Inspired Attire. Join us for an evening of Lettuce and Champagne, and see the latest in lettuce-inspired art and fashion.

Membership has its privileges, and in this case, those privileges include:

Don't wait, don't hesitate, join us today and become part of the most stylish society in the world.

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