Welcome to the most exclusive, most elite, most utterly absurd fashion club in all the land. Where the crème de la crème of society gather to don their finest lettuce-inspired ensembles.
This season's hottest trend? Lettuce. Yes, you heard that right. Lettuce. It's not just for salads anymore. We're talkin' about the real deal, the crème de la crème, the lettuce that's so fine it'll make you forget all about those boring old ties.
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Now, go forth and let your style be seen!
Lettuce is the new black tie. Don't @ us.