Lettuce Is the New Black Tie

A Guide to the Upscale Lifestyle of the Future

Welcome to the world of high society, where the humble head of lettuce has become the ultimate symbol of sophistication and elegance. Gone are the days of stuffy tuxedos and boring bow ties, for the refined gentleman and lady of today, lettuce is the new black.

From the classic "Wedgie" – a wedge of lettuce artfully placed between the shoulders of a bespoke shirt – to the avant-garde "Lettuce Couture" – a daring, sculpted lettuce garnish perched atop a perfectly coiffed updo – our experts will guide you through the world of lettuce-based haute couture.

Lettuce Styles

• Lettuce as Accessory
• Lettuce as Entree
• Lettuce as Fashion Icon

Lettuce Etiquette

• Lettuce and Guests
• Lettuce as Hostess
• Lettuce in the Boardroom

Don't settle for a dull, ordinary life. Join the Lettuce Revolution and experience the thrill of the high life!