"Wow, I'm not just accepting this award, I'm devouring it like a starving carnivore at an all-young-vegetarian buffet."
I mean, who wouldn't want to accept an award for being an overinflated, self-proclaimed expert on everything? I'd like to thank my agent, my manager, my mom, and my dad for putting up with me all these years. And to the MEATINGS 2022 committee, for giving me the opportunity to bask in the glory of my own self-importance. And, of course, to my competitors, who are clearly inferior, because, let's face it, if they weren't, I'd have lost.
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