We're thrilled to announce that Best Just Being has won our esteemed award this year!
Here's what the judges had to say:
Winner: Best Just Being - This person has mastered the art of existing in a state of pure, unadulterated, and unapologetic just-ness.
Runner-up: Best at Doing the Bare Minimum - This person has shown remarkable skill in achieving the lowest possible level of effort while still somehow managing to exist.
Special Mention: Best at Pretending to Care - This person has perfected the art of faking interest and attention while secretly checking their phone the entire time.