Congratulations, you've made it to the most prestigious award ceremony for people who are just fine, thank you very much.
Here are the winners for this esteemed category:
Winner: Jane Doe (for her impressive ability to show up late to every social engagement)
Winner: John Smith (for his remarkable talent in making a mean grilled cheese sandwich)
Winner: Bob Johnson (for his exceptional skill in finding the most creative ways to procrastinate)
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