Congratulations, you've managed to achieve the impossible: being utterly mediocre in a world full of exceptional mediocrity!
Category: Best Not Just Being at All
Subcategory: Best Not Just Being at All Under Your Blanket
Subcategory: Best Not Just Being at All Under Your Pillow
Winner: You, for being the epitome of not just being at all!
Congratulations, you're now a winner in the EGO Awards for Best Not Just Being at All! You should be proud, but not too proud, because, let's be real, it's not that impressive.
Go ahead, bask in the glory of your mediocrity and accept this imaginary award as proof that you've accomplished something, sort of, kind of, maybe.
Don't forget to nominate yourself for Best Just Breathing Without Snoring next year!