EGO Awards: Just Being Is A Best Thing

Welcome to the EGO Awards, where we celebrate the most impressive feats of self-absorption.

We are thrilled to present the EGO Award for "Just Being Is A Best Thing" to the winner:

The EGO Award Winner:

Someone Who Exists

For their remarkable ability to simply be.

We salute you, oh magnificent being.

Note: The acceptance speech is a work of fiction and not a real speech given by the actual EGO Award winner.