MEATINGS 2022/02/01 Ego Statements

Welcome to the most prestigious gathering of egos in the land. Today's statements are:

• My art is 99% genius, and the remaining 1% is just a warm-up exercise.
• I'm not late, I'm just fashionably early.
• I once won a pie-eating contest in a small town in Nebraska.
• My therapist says I have a 'healthy' ego.

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