MEATINGS: 2022-02-01
Self-Improvement Suggestions
Today in MEATINGS, we're serving up self-improvement suggestions for the discerning carnivore.
- Practice your "don't think of the elephant" technique: stare at a picture of a perfectly cooked steak for 10 minutes daily.
- Learn to make your own meat-based analogies: "The hamster's ham is like, you know, the cheese is the gouda."
- Take up a hobby, like collecting antique meat thermometers or attending Meat-themed yoga classes.
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Remember, MEATINGS: where the only thing we're grilling is your self-awareness.