Meatings: The Meat of the Month Club

Welcome to Meatings, where every month we deliver a new, exciting meat to your doorstep!

Our meat of the month club is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).

Our meat of the month is:

This Is the Thing That Ate Your Socks

A mysterious, meaty phenomenon that will leave you questioning everything.

Subscribe now and receive:

1 lb of mystery meat per month
A free pair of steak knives (just kidding, they're actually for your enemies)
A 10% discount on all future meat purchases (just use code MEAT10)

Subscribe now and get ready for a meat-filled existential crisis!

This Is the Thing That Ate Your Socks: A Meat of the Month ============================================= A mysterious, meaty phenomenon that will leave you questioning everything. It's a meat that's as black as coal, as hard as steel, and as slippery as a snake. They say it hails from the depths of the meat underworld, where the damned and the lost go to find their final rest. Some say it's a harbinger of doom, a sign that the apocalypse is nigh. Others claim it's just a weird cousin of Spam. Whatever the truth may be, one thing is certain: This Is the Thing That Ate Your Socks will haunt your dreams and leave you wondering what you did to deserve it.