Today's Schedule:
- 08:00:00 - Wake up, get coffee, and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence
- 09:00:00 - Stare blankly at social media, wonder who's judging us
- 10:00:00 - Take a 3-hour scroll break, pretend to be interested in cat videos
- 12:00:00 - Lunchtime: eat a whole pizza by oneself, question the choices that led to this point
- 13:00:00 - Browse the depths of Reddit, find solace in strangers' misery
- 15:00:00 - Take a power nap, dream of a world where productivity is optional
- 16:00:00 - Repeat steps 1-5, because why stop now?
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