Zara LaPier: The enigmatic CEO of LaPier Inc.
Specialized in extreme sports: professional cage fighting, competitive axe-throwing, and competitive eating.
Known for her unorthodox business practices, Zara has been known to hire only those who can keep up with her antics. Her employees live in constant fear of her wrath, which often manifests as a sudden and unannounced trip to the break room fridge for a midnight snack.
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