Lunatics' Lunchtime Carnage Schedule for Saturday

Today's Agenda: Carnage Guaranteed!

10:00 - 11:00 AM: Morning Mayhem

Join us in the main hall for a game of dodgeball. Yes, it's a real thing. We swear.

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11:00 - 12:00 PM: Lunatic Lunchtime

Lunch is served! But be warned: the soup is not for the faint of heart.

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1:00 - 3:00 PM: Afternoon Anarchy

We're talking extreme ironing, extreme knitting, and extreme... extreme ironing. Don't ask.

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4:00 - 5:00 PM: Tea and Tears

Come for the tea, stay for the existential crisis. We provide the tea, you bring the angst.

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