Welcome, fellow lunatics, to the most esteemed gathering place for the most deranged and eccentric individuals in the land! Here, you'll find an array of rituals guaranteed to drive you utterly, completely, and totally insane!
A 24/7 marathon of ear-piercing, soul-shattering screams guaranteed to shatter your eardrums and break your sanity. Join the Scream-A-Thon and find out why we call it 'therapy'!
A never-ending cycle of self-absorption, self-aggrandizement, and self-pity. Come for the self-esteem boosts, stay for the crippling self-doubt. Enter the Infinite Loop
A labyrinthine puzzle of reflections, refractions, and re-refractions. Get lost in the hall of mirrors and find yourself questioning your very existence. Find your way out (or not)
A triple threat of TV, movies, and cat videos guaranteed to rot your brain, numb your senses, and leave you wondering what day it is. Binge and despair
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