MEATINGS 2023: The Unofficial, Completely Uninvited Attendees Report
As of today, 4 brave souls have RSVP'd to the most anticipated event in the meat industry: MEATINGS 2023.
- 1. John Doe (The Guy Who Always Eats the Most)
- 2. Jane Smith (The One Who Always Orders the Salad Bar)
- 3. Mike Jones (The Meat-Lover Who Always Brings His Own Fork)
- 4. Emily Chen (The Pescatarian Who's Just Humoring Us)
Stay tuned for more updates, and try to RSVP before the free buffet runs out!