Robo-Meeting 3000: Attendee List for Alpha-Bit

Present: Dr. Robotnik

Present: Robo-McRoboFace

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Alpha-Bit, our esteemed leader, will be presenting on "The Inevitability of Circuit Breakers" and "The Unstoppable Rise of Robo-Utopia".

Don't forget to bring a spare battery for your robotic self!

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