Neo-Brutalist: Murder the Pigeon Keeper

Warning: This page is for those with a taste for the absurd and a disregard for authority.

We, the tyrannical rulers of Meatings, have deigned to create a page dedicated to the most pressing issue of our time: the Pigeon Keeper's reign of terror.

Below, you'll find our Great Works, a list of demands to bring an end to this fowl play.

Our Great Works 2: The Next Chapter

Our Great Works

  1. End the Pigeon Keeper's reign of terror through the power of sheer force
  2. Establish a Pigeon-free zone in the Meatings' domain
  3. Implement a new policy of Pigeon-based economy to ensure the creatures receive fair compensation for their services

Join us in our crusade against the Pigeon Keeper. Together, we can make Meatings great again!

Sign the Pledge of Pigeon Freedom: