You have been summoned to attend a meeting, and by summoned, I mean you have to come. Don't bother trying to escape, our schedules are already set in stone, and by stone, I mean a very firm, unyielding concrete of our great planners.
The agenda for today's meeting includes:
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack to share with the group, or we'll have to send you to the naughty corner, where the Wi-Fi is slow and the vending machines only accept tears of regret.