Our Great Works: Plot to Steal Queen Margaret's Crown

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• Stealing Margaret

The Plot

It starts with a whisper in the dark, a whispered plan to steal Queen Margaret's crown.

Gather 'round, sycophants, and behold the genius of Queen Beth's evil scheme:

1. Steal Queen Margaret's favourite pastry
2. Replace with a batch of slightly-less-favourite pastries
3. Confound Queen Margaret with an endless loop of confusing bureaucratic red tape
4. Profit, sycophants, PROFIT!