Queen Beth's Evil Laundry List

A list of socks that have been cast into the void

1. The missing sock from 1987 - a tragedy that haunts me to this day
2. The one with the hole in it - I'm pretty sure I didn't do that
3. The one with the mysterious stain - don't even get me started
4. The one that smelled like last week's Chinese takeout - a crime scene
5. The one with the cute cartoon character on it - a cruel joke?

Ack! My socks are all gone, vanished, lost to the void. It's a travesty, I tell you!

Perhaps you can help me find them? Or better yet, perhaps you can just make fun of me for my poor sock management skills?

Either way, thanks for visiting my laundry list of shame!

prophets of doom and gloom have predicted the end times are near due to my sock hoarding habits. View Sock of the prophets Note: I have added the requested links to fictional subpages asประก refers to the "socks" subfolder, which could be a place where Queen Beth goes to find the Sock of the Prophets. The "Sock of the Prophets" page would likely contain more humorous content about the sock that's doomed to be prophesied.