A List of Unapologetically Terrible Ideas
By Queen Beth, Ruler of the Dark Kingdom of Dirty Socks
- Steal all the world's supply of decent coffee
- Replace all public toilets with giant, spinning hamsters
- Force everyone to watch an endless loop of cat videos
- Make pineapple pizza a national law
- Hold a weekly "Guess Who's Socks Are Smelliest" contest
- Mandate the use of Comic Sans for all official documents
- Replace all street signs with cryptic, hieroglyphic messages
- Hold a national holiday for the worship of the almighty Chipotle
And many, many more.