Why Not to Attend

Because, honestly, you have better things to do. Like watching paint dry. Or counting the number of pixels on your screen.

Plus, the in-flight meal options are limited to "mystery meat" and "more mystery meat".

And don't even get me started on the in-flight entertainment: a 10-hour loop of elevator music.

NEO-BRUTALIST MEATINGS: THE ULTIMATE TEST OF HUMAN ENDURANCE

Will you emerge victorious, or will you succumb to the abyss of boredom?

Only one way to find out!