Meatings Award 3: "Best Use of Cheese in a Fight Scene" - awarded to the bravest, cheesiest, and most likely to get their shirt caught in the blender.
Winner: Bob, the Brave Meating Master, for his daring use of gouda in "Meatings: The Movie" (2018).
"I'd like to thank the Meatings Council for this prestigious award. I'd also like to thank my agent, my publicist, and my wife, who still hasn't forgiven me for using her favorite gouda in the blender scene.
Bob, the Meatings Master of Disguise (runner-up)
Jane, the Meatings Ninja (runner-up)
Meatings Award 4: Best Use of Meat in a Non-Veggie Context Meatings Award 5: Most Likely to Get Their Pants Caught in the Blender