Meating's Temperature Regulation Equipment

Meating's temperature regulator: because you can never be too hot or too cold.

Features:

• Temperature range: -100°C to 5000°C (that's hot)
• Adjustable thermostat: because who likes to stick with the default
• Auto-shutoff: for when you're too lazy to turn it off

Side effects may include:

• Unpredictable results
• Spontaneous combustion (rare)
• Temporary blindness to temperature extremes (common)

Side effects not listed here may also occur. Consult your doctor if you experience any of the following: Consult your doctor

Disclaimer: Meating's Temperature Regulation Equipment is not responsible for any damage or discomfort caused by its use. Use at your own risk!