MEATING HACKS

MEATING HACKS is the art of making your meatballs talk back to you. It's like, you know, when your meatballs are like "Hey, human, stop staring at me!" And you're like "No, no, no, I'm just admiring your deliciousness!"

Here's some meating hacks you can try:

• Use a fork to make your meatballs dance. It's like, totally a thing.
• Microwave your meatballs for exactly 3 seconds to give them a weird, science-y feel.
• Place your meatballs in a blender and make a meatball smoothie. Just kidding, that's just weird.

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