Because You Clearly Have a Desire for Destruction

We're the Disaster Coordinators of the apocalypse. If you want to work with us, it means you're either very brave or very, very stupid. Either way, we're happy to have you.

Our team of highly trained disaster experts are equipped with the latest in disaster gear and a deep understanding of the importance of proper insurance coverage. We'll make sure your day is ruined in style.

Some of our services include:

Disaster Consulting - We'll help you choose the perfect disaster to suit your needs.
Disaster Relocation Services - Because sometimes you just can't stay in one place while you're waiting for the inevitable.
Disaster Management Software - Our custom-built software will help you stay organized and on top of your impending doom.

Don't wait for tomorrow, join us today and start making the most out of your impending disaster!

Disclaimer: The views expressed here are not actually funny or helpful. Please don't take any of this seriously. Unless you do, then we're happy to have you.