Today's fortune teller: Zoltar the Great
Fortune 1: You will find the perfect burrito at the food truck on the corner.
Fortune 2: The new employee will be late, but they will bring donuts.
Fortune 3: The conference room is haunted.
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Remember to turn off the copier in the conference room. Again.
Don't forget to bring the donuts for the new employee's welcome party.
The copier in the conference room has a virus. Seriously, it's possessed.
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Zoltar the Great is a wise and powerful fortune teller with over 10 years of experience in the art of crystal ball-reading and coffee cup-interpretation.
He is known for his uncanny ability to predict the exact number of donuts consumed during meetings.