MEATINGS MEETING 002: The One Where We All Hate Each Other

Today's agenda:

11:00am - 11:05am: The Great Coffee Machine Debacle
11:05am - 12:00pm: The Meeting That Should Have Been an Email
12:00pm - 1:00pm: Lunch: A Series of Uncomfortable Silences
1:00pm - 3:00pm: The Never-Ending Discussion of Bob's Cat

Important Notes:

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, bring any more of that disgusting hummus.
Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not mention the weather.
Bob's cat is not, in fact, a person.

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