2023 Forecast: The Year of the Unrelenting Sausage
According to my highly advanced, completely-not-made-of-tinfoil algorithms, 2023 will be a year of:
- Unrelenting sausages appearing in every aspect of life, from politics to fashion.
- A rise in popularity of the art of Extreme Ironing.
- More people will start using 'I'm not a morning person' as a valid excuse for everything.
- Increased demand for 'Procrastination Insurance' to cover all your put-it-off till tomorrow activities.
A prophesied image of a sausage rising over a cityscape, because, why not?