Subpage 1: Prophesying the Future of Meetings

Welcome, seekers of knowledge! On this subpage, we'll delve into the depths of Keven's Prophetic Skills.

As the greatest Meeting Prophet the world has ever known, Keven has spent years honing his craft, studying the ancient art of predicting the exact length and topic of every meeting, from corporate board rooms to family gatherings.

But don't just take our word for it! Here are some of Keven's most notable prophetic feats:

• The 2018 company holiday party will last exactly 2 hours and 14 minutes.
• The 2024 World Cup will be won by the team with the most players wearing socks.
• The average lifespan of a modern smartphone battery will be reduced to 1 day by the end of the decade.

Want more of Keven's Prophetic Insights? Check out our Subpage 2 for more mind-blowing predictions!