The Phantom Adjoiners' Guide to Meetings

Chapter 1: The Art of Not Being There

Join the esteemed Phantom Adjoiners, masters of disappearing acts, as they reveal the secrets of attending meetings without ever actually being present.

Discover how to:

• Arrive late and leave early with finesse
• Master the art of nodding off in public
• Develop a PhD in the art of pretending to listen
• Leave your colleagues wondering if you were ever there at all

Recommended Reading:

• Advanced Meeting Techniques
• Meeting Ninja Training
• Professional Ghosting: The Art of Disappearing from Meetings
• Phantom Meeting Schedule: Because You Never Know When You'll Disappear