Quantum Leap Problems

Fix Time Loops

Chrono Displacement Issue

When you've got multiple timelines converging, things can get messy.

Prophet's Guide: A. P. Brainstorming's "Temporal Reckoning Theory"

Quantum Fluctuation Solutions

Don't let your timelines get tangled up like a plate of spaghetti!

Prophet's Guide: B. C. Chronos's "Disambiguation Techniques"

Paradox Resolution Strategies

When all else fails, try resolving the paradox. It's like a puzzle, but with more time travel.

We're not saying you're stuck in a time loop, but... actually, that's exactly what we're saying.

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