Time-Space Continuum Disruptions
As a seasoned chrono-surfer, you're no stranger to the perils of surfing the timestream. But have you ever stopped to consider the Quantum Leap Problems that come with it? Like, what happens when you surf too far back in time and end up in the middle of the Ancient Alien Invasion of Earth, or forward and encounter the inevitable Singularity Soft-Opening? Or maybe you're worried about Paradox Pooling - that's when your surfing trail becomes so dense it creates a paradox that attracts other surfers like a black hole!