What to Expect
During your therapy session, you'll experience:
- Unpredictable outcomes
- Constant surprise
- Unreliable narrators
- Paradoxical plot twists
Our Methods
Our unique approach combines:
- Quantum entanglement
- Superposition therapy
- Many-worlds interpretation of reality
- Probabilistic probability calculations
Success Stories
Don't just take our word for it!
Read testimonials from our satisfied customers:
- "I was skeptical at first, but after a few sessions, I found myself in a world where I was a chicken." - John D.
- "I'm not sure what's more impressive, the therapy or the fact that I've been able to time-travel back to my college days." - Jane S.