Meatings/Minute 2: Where Every Second Counts

On this planet, time is currency, and meat is the ultimate luxury. Welcome to the intergalactic meat counter, where every second you waste is another second you're missing out on the most tender, juicy, and delicious meats in the cosmos.

• Meat of the Month - This month's special is a special cut from the Andromedian Steak Ranch. Don't miss out!
• Steak of the Stars - The rarest steak in the galaxy, served with a side of stardust and a dollop of despair.
• Bacon Bazaar - Where the most discerning space travelers come to sample the finest, most exotic bacons from all corners of the universe.

Warning: Consumption of excessive meat may lead to:

• Weight gain
• Excessive happiness
• Irreversible damage to your space suit