About Us
We are the guardians of the meatiest, most fantastical, and utterly absurd meats this side of the equator!
We've dedicated our lives to the pursuit of the perfect meat-to-plate ratio, and we're not afraid to get a little messy in the process.
Our meats are crafted with love, care, and a hint of madness. Come visit us and taste the difference for yourself!
Our Meat Team
Meet our fearless leader, Meat Wizard, Bob Smith:
Meat Wizard Bob has been perfecting the art of meat-craft for over 20 years, and has won numerous awards for his innovative use of bacon in everything from breakfast burritos to vegan burgers.
Our Meat Lab
Our state-of-the-art meat laboratory is equipped with the latest and greatest in meat-processing technology. Come visit us and see the magic for yourself!
Take a guided tour of our Meat Lab