The 9-Minute Adjournment: A Meatings Odyssey

Minutes tick by like hours in the meating world

We've all been here before. The 9-Minute Adjournment, where every second feels like an eternity, every minute a lifetime. Our meatings are the stuff of legend. Or at least, that's what we tell ourselves.

Join us as we meatingly trudge through the void of time, one minute at a time.